Joe Patrice is an Editor at Above the Law. For over a decade, he practiced as a...
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Published: | July 30, 2025 |
Podcast: | Above the Law - Thinking Like a Lawyer |
Category: | News & Current Events |
It was a very bad week for lawyers and hallucinations. A federal judge had to withdraw an opinion with fake cites. One Biglaw firm fired a partner over an invented case, while another firm got tossed off a case over AI shenanigans. And the scribe of Ashurbanipal got mercilessly trolled by a judge pointing out that his fake AI cite apology included… another fake cite. Why does it seem like this is all getting worse? A Biglaw firm pushes its start date leaving incoming associates in the lurch and Alina Habba might be the U.S. Attorney for New Jersey. Or maybe not. Or maybe yes.
Joe Patrice:
Welcome to another edition of Thinking Like A Lawyer. I’m Joe Patrice from Above the Law. I’m joined by some Above the Law colleagues, specifically Kathryn Rubino, hey, and Chris Williams. And we do what we do every week, which is discuss some of the big stories from the week that was in legal, in this case, kind of two weeks worth of material because we weren’t able to record last week because of variety of chaos. Largely. I got cut off by the small talk sign, but largely owing to me being at the American Association of Law Libraries Conference, have a partying with the law librarians. Very fun group, which sounds like I’d be sarcastic, but it’s not true. They actually are a uncommonly fun group. So doing that kind,
Chris Williams:
Was it like some really spirited citation. What does Fun mean?
Joe Patrice:
I mean, they’re party people. Yeah,
Kathryn Rubino:
Party people. I was kind of low key impressed Joe, by your title of your AA LL writeup. The revolution will be card cataloged.
Joe Patrice:
Nice. Yeah, no. Well, it is interesting. I think a lot of people in the legal profession overlook what the law librarians have accomplished, which they shouldn’t because this is a profession that in a lot of ways as things got digitized, you would almost have thought that law librarians would’ve gone away, but instead they just pivoted pretty instantly to being the premier knowledge management people within organizations.
Kathryn Rubino:
That is, yeah, I mean, it is actually a really, really smart pivot. And what I also think is really interesting is that it wasn’t sort of one person, somebody individually at their firm or job somehow realizing that, Hey, this technology writing’s on the wall. Let me change how I’m relevant to my firm in the following way. Sure, that happens. But when you see an entire profession pivot quite smartly, I can’t think the last time I’ve seen something
Joe Patrice:
Like that happen. Yeah, no. And so therefore, it has a lot of tech overtones and AI is definitely involved, and obviously there are AI implications to research, which are positives for librarians. But one of the best panels I attended there dealt with at least tangentially the power of AI to supercharge disinformation campaigns, which they were very concerned about and view themselves a little bit. In particular, the public side law librarians. You mentioned law firms, and obviously those exist and law school law librarians, but they’re also public law libraries. There are government law libraries, and fighting disinformation is something that, in particular on the public side, they’re deeply concerned about. And so ai, it was a holding out promise and danger. Both.
Kathryn Rubino:
Well, getting to the smaller top
Joe Patrice:
Part
Kathryn Rubino:
Half of small talk. Chris, do I spy a new hairdo?
Chris Williams:
You do. And besides Joe, no one else will given the nature of this podcast, but I do appreciate the shout out. Usually have locks for one of the few times that I feel like they’re actually done. I went to a funeral over the weekend and I wanted to be presentable, so that was the main reason. But I’ve had less of a reason to be pretty, so it needed to be done either way.
Kathryn Rubino:
I am sorry for your loss.
Chris Williams:
Appreciate it. On a lighter note, I’ve been delving into fragrances recently and I found out that I really like s
Kathryn Rubino:
Yeah,
Chris Williams:
They’re more,
Kathryn Rubino:
Aren’t they a villain on Dr. Who?
Joe Patrice:
God, you know what sucks is that I was about to say something similar. I don’t think they were villain. They were. They were
Kathryn Rubino:
Just another, yeah,
Joe Patrice:
They were monsters who were, yeah.
Kathryn Rubino:
Anyway, whatever. Yeah, they turned out to not be villains, but yes. I also know the UD that he’s referring to in terms of nce.
Chris Williams:
Well, I’ll say since I’m not familiar with Doctor who has much, there may be some scent overlap, but I assume not. But yeah, I’m on my third ood fragrance deep, and I’m like, these are great. I’m finding out about this in summer, which is not the right season for it. So once winter comes, I’m going to be the bestselling person who has a laundry degree around you. You ready? Yeah. Yeah.
Kathryn Rubino:
You’re about to be ready. I know we’re kind of in the exact middle of summer, the end of July, beginning of August, but it doesn’t feel that way. I don’t know. Maybe time is just again, to bring up Dr. Who time me, whi me on me here, but I don’t know, this barely even, it feels like summer had so much rain and terrible weather. I don’t know. I just feel like I have had very little, just pure summertime vibes. Yeah.
Joe Patrice:
Cool. Let’s move on to our series of main topics. Well,
Kathryn Rubino:
You were talking about AI disinformation a second ago. Sorry to kind of pivot a little bit on you there, but I just felt like it was too good
Joe Patrice:
Segue.
Kathryn Rubino:
Yes, A segue. There you go. But yeah, related to disinformation, obviously, I mean, disinformation has the question of sort of c enter. Are we doing the disinformation on purpose or is it an accident? But there’s,
Joe Patrice:
Where are we going here?
Kathryn Rubino:
Hallucinations, AI hallucinations.
Joe Patrice:
All right. Okay. As a segue, it was kind of like the other kind of segue. It came in with a lot of fanfare and then it kind of fell over, but alright, so that was mean on the Jory scale. It’s like a six, I hope. No loyalty to the manufacturer of Segways. I don’t need to be next to them.
Chris Williams:
Let’s roll past it. Okay.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. Well, so we had a week. I did not intend to write six stories or whatever it was about AI hallucinations last week, but that’s certainly what happened.
Kathryn Rubino:
And the interesting part about that, if I could just jump in real there. Sometimes a story blows up throughout the course of a week and you build on it and there’s an update and this new development, and there’s little of that in all of your stories about AI hallucinations. These are just separate stories for the most part.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. The first one was of the week was an update to one the previous week, but otherwise they were all original. And that actually gets to the where I kind of wanted to go with this, which is that, and I guess another one was an update from a couple months ago, but we have had ever since kind of the rise of AI in public prominence. We had a case in New York where some lawyers got in trouble. They asked chat GPT for help with legal research, and it amazingly found exactly the case they needed, and it said every exact thing that prompted that they wanted because it invented it. That case happened a couple of years ago. Everyone learned that this was a problem and therefore no lawyer ever did it again.
Kathryn Rubino:
Ha.
Joe Patrice:
But yeah, so as it’s been happening, we’re now almost at 200 instances of it that I’m aware of in the us something. Did you get that number from chat GPT? No. Cute. No, there is actually a, there’s a
Kathryn Rubino:
Is counter somewhere.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah, there’s a database that’s collecting all of these. But what I found interesting about what happened last week was, while these have been trickling out over the course of the last couple years, we had a week where it was just, we really went, went all out and we had some new developments that we hadn’t seen before. The first one I wrote about was an update to this lawyer who defended himself having been caught in some mistakes with a response to the order to show cause that was, shall we say, a little more pretentious than it probably should have been. He said stuff about the scribes of AAL and his belief that practicing law is leaving an indelible mark upon clay, a bunches of stuff like that that undermined the sincerity, I feel. Yeah,
Chris Williams:
He wrote, he liked the sound of his voice a little too much.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. Well, and there’s a not insubstantial number of people who think that he wrote kind of like he asked Che GPT to write something that sounded pretty Anyway, however, it ended up being that pretentious. I did worry. I actually thought his apology came across relatively genuine, but I thought that the flowery prose, shall we say, made it seem a little less than sincere, and that could hurt him. It hurt him. The judge responded by trolling him, by putting in references to Macbeth and stuff like that. And as she did saying to borrow from the way he writes. So it wasn’t great for him.
Kathryn Rubino:
I mean, not terrible though.
Joe Patrice:
Well, she also found that one of the actual substantive law quotes he put in his apology also was misquoted. No, which first rule, maybe lay off on the scribes of a al and actually check your work. But yeah, so that was the first one that came down that wasn’t particularly new. What was new last week? Let’s let us count the ways we had a federal judge issue an opinion and then withdraw it. It was withdrawn after counsel pointed out that many of the citations in it they couldn’t find. No one used the word ai, but I think we all know where that leads and that’s a fire break. We haven’t had, judges have usually been the barrier to it. Some hapless lawyer makes the mistake and it gets caught. Now, a few weeks ago, we had a judge sign off on an order that was based on fake cases without really checking. Now we have a judge issue an opinion filled with fake quotes, not great
Kathryn Rubino:
From my 2 cents. I thought one of the other sort of interesting develops in our weak in AI was who gets blamed for it happening? Obviously it’s a little different for a judge. It’s not going to say, well, my clerk, they haven’t thrown anybody out into the bus.
Joe Patrice:
Well, I have received an unconfirmed report that I’m chasing down, but I’ve received an unconfirmed report that I should be watching that judge’s chambers for announcements of particular career clerks leaving,
Kathryn Rubino:
Potentially moving on,
Joe Patrice:
Potentially. I’ll be watching that.
Kathryn Rubino:
Yeah, for sure. But in one of the other cases you wrote about, I thought it was interesting that the judge who was sort of metting out responsibility kind of said, it ends at the top right here.
Joe Patrice:
So yeah, so I’ll take a detour through another one first, which we also heard the Chicago Housing Authority, which is pushing back against the $24 million verdict because they had led paint and knew about it in some of these houses, some of these facilities since the nineties and didn’t do anything about it. That tends to get you in trouble. And it did. They got, in their attempt to push back on this verdict, it was found that there were some fake citations or fake quotes. Anyway, in their response, they have already fired a partner over it. That partner had written an article about AI ethics problematically. They never really talking about the hallucination aspects of it. That said, that story’s not over yet. There’s more that I just saw a new sanctions motion posted, and we’ll see what’s said in that as far as the investigation into that. So blame going to a partner there, but not the lead partner. The lead partner blamed someone else on the team. The flip side of this goes to what happened in Alabama. So a few weeks ago or a couple months ago, actually, I guess Butler Snow, who represents the Department of Corrections down there, to the extent that one of its partners is technically the deputy has the designation, deputy Attorney General of the state, for the sole purpose of litigating these cases, they were litigating one of these matters. There were fake things found in there.
They pushed back on it. The judge, this was a real development. So we had the real development of a federal judge issuing something bad. Now we have a real development of, while a lot of these cases have been met with some slap on the wrist sanctions here, we have a judge who did not do that. First things first though, kind of to what you were alluding to, Kathryn, they absolved the associates of any blame in the case, noting that they weren’t really the ones responsible for the problem. In a profession where a lot of the workflow begins at that level and gets percolated up and mistakes can be percolated that way and blame therefore goes downhill towards
Kathryn Rubino:
Them, shit rolls downhill.
Joe Patrice:
One, they weren’t blamed partially, partially I think because that they were not the ones ultimately in a position of responsibility, but also because they weren’t the ones responsible. And this I think was the interesting development and one that I think resonates across these problems. The problems coming from inside the partner office. That’s where these mistakes tend to happen, and I think it speaks to the way in which these AI products are being treated by senior folks as though they are a replacement for young humans. It was a partner who inserted the fake stuff. It was a partners who then signed it after inserting the fake stuff. It was them looking for the shortcut that caused this, and the judge did not have much sympathy for this having going so far as to kick all of them off the case, including the so-called Deputy Attorney General who the state said they wanted to keep on the case. And the judge said, not on my watch. This is
Kathryn Rubino:
No hard pass.
Joe Patrice:
Too bad. Well, Andy, it didn’t help that, aside from the AI stuff, it didn’t help that their defense as a firm was, or his defense in particular as the engagement person with the firm who signs things was the law is so settled here. I don’t really ever look at it. Judge did not find that to be particularly,
Kathryn Rubino:
I don’t really pay attention to the cases I cite is shockingly.
Chris Williams:
Yeah. Yeah. One weird about that I find interesting, totally not related to anything here substantially, but it reminds me one of the things that there were the cases of people using diversity as it pertains to being a factor in what law review articles were accepted. One of the things they said was, teachers tend to use sight to the same cases. So if you’re citing to different cases, that’s a point in your favor. So just to hear a partner say, well, the law doesn’t really change that much. It’s just interesting to hear how uniform the citation is at that level.
Joe Patrice:
Well, and that’s actually good lead in to what I was going to say. Another aspect of course is that this speaks to the way in which we have a broken body of law with regard to prisoners. The reason why there’s not a lot of variation is we have four or five cases that decide well, because the totality of cases pretty much say we don’t care about our inmates. So in this case where somebody got stabbed 20 times and this prison did nothing, and I don’t mean they got stabbed in an incident where someone stabbed them 20 times, they got stabbed 20 different times and the prison didn’t do anything about it. The body of law is so universally screw our prisoners that they don’t even have to think they grab like four of ’em. That’s fine. They all say the same thing.
So it’s actually a real testament to the brokenness of that system that he thought he didn’t need to get anything else. Although also not for nothing, given how broken it is, I don’t quite understand why the partner in question tried to find a new case through tat GPT because they were going to get away with it anyway, but whatever. But yeah, I just thought it was all together an interesting week in AI hallucination. I ended up writing five or six stories about it. There were a bunch of things coming from a bunch of different vectors all at the same time. It seems like the problem is accelerating.
Okay,
What do we want to talk about now?
Kathryn Rubino:
Let’s talk about some big law delays going on. We wrote a story, broke the news last week that at a and o Chairman, most of the summer, sorry, not the summer associates in the incoming associates, the class of 2025, that they are hiring for full-time associate gigs received notice that their delay, that their start date will be delayed is pushed all the way back to January. Now most start dates are sometime in the fall. There were two start dates. I think they were initially offered to folks and now they won’t be starting until the new year. So a couple of questions. This is obviously a tactic that we have seen in big law before, but usually when there have been other signs of bad things going on, other austerity measures going on, some maybe layoffs in the industry, some noteworthy slowdowns, and we haven’t heard a ton of that coming out of a and o quite yet, but is this a bellwether? What are we going to hear in the future? It’s certainly noteworthy and interesting in that respect.
Joe Patrice:
Several years ago, there was a report, I believe is from a LM Intelligence, I can’t remember, but these big mergers that everyone does, they think it’s going to cause unprecedented and unrestrained growth, and it tends to end up balancing out where they’re back, where they started. Now, I don’t know as though that’s the long-term path here, but it doesn’t bode particularly well for them that the just early stages of a merger.
Kathryn Rubino:
Yeah, yeah. It was finalized last year. So this would’ve been they people starting obviously last year that started under the new banner. But this would’ve been the first sort of folks that were summer associates under the new firm and then the first full class post the merger. But it is interesting, and from what we have heard from insiders, we are talking the majority of the summer associate class. Exact figures have not been able to confirm, but it is most of them. And I also heard that they were told sort of not immediately before they started, obviously they weren’t even supposed to start yet, but at a time in the summer where several people had already started leases moved because they were studying for theBar and moving up and kind of doing all this stuff and starting their lives and had already committed to leases, assuming they were going to get a big law paycheck pretty darn soon. And that is not happening. The firm is offering a salary advance repayable within 10 months of starting. But that is very different than some of the other times. We’ve seen other firms delay start dates where they give folks a stipend that’s not repayable, doesn’t have to be repaid back. So that is also a difference and very noteworthy, especially if you are in the midst of it.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. Well, so I think that there’s only one person who can help out these people, and I think we all need to call upon him to help these poor a and o folks who are hoping to get their job started. I think that it’s time for Donald Trump to call in some of those pro bono favors that he secured from a and o.
Kathryn Rubino:
I only want first year associates on this matter.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. How much did a and o go in for?
Kathryn Rubino:
I think it was
Joe Patrice:
One twenty five, one a hundred twenty $5 million all. Well, here we go. Let’s start making some requests. Donnie.
Kathryn Rubino:
It’s certainly interesting.
Joe Patrice:
Basically, the firm’s saying they don’t have enough work to go around. I mean, come on. They have 125 million in free work they’re supposed to be giving.
Kathryn Rubino:
Yeah, and I think that is definitely the signal that people are taking away from this fact, right? That they don’t have the work to go around. We don’t have any official statement from the firm on it, but that is certainly their perception to somebody from looking in from the outside.
Chris Williams:
As far as the person to call in. Joe, your answer made a lot more sense, but on the back of my mind, I was thinking, please say Hulk Hogan.
Kathryn Rubino:
I was thinking Ghostbusters, who are you going to call? I don’t know. That’s what I thought he was going. I was like a and o. Is there a joke there that I’m missing?
Joe Patrice:
No, the
Kathryn Rubino:
Ghost of Sterling. Is that why? Because he got cut out of the name during the merger. Oh,
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. No, I am only half kidding though, because I do think that you’re
Kathryn Rubino:
All kidding, but yes.
Joe Patrice:
Well, because it is a statement about that, right? About how unserious the firm’s actually take these commitments with Trump for whether that comes back to bite them or not. But they got all of the negative baggage of making these commitments to him that exist, and they’re not going to even attempt to honor them. We also had a story this week that reveals that apparently, according to internal messages in these firms, they all just are really like, yeah, we’re just never going to do anything about this. We assume he’s not going to care. But it is a testament to how little they care about it that they can’t even bring people on to do 125 billion worth of work that they’ve already committed to do.
Kathryn Rubino:
Well, I mean, it was not committed to be done within one year, but yes, I certainly take your point.
Joe Patrice:
Sure. But they aren’t serious about doing this.
Kathryn Rubino:
Yes, I take your point.
Joe Patrice:
Yeah. Alright, well see. Now when you say you take it, you take it, and where are you telling me to shove it? That’s what I’m not quite
Kathryn Rubino:
Right in the ear. I dunno.
Joe Patrice:
Alright. The final issue that played out over the course of the last week and a half was the Alina Hava issue in New Jersey. This was a confusing one because it involves a lot of overlapping statutes and a not confusing one because the administration just decided to ignore all the statutes. But for those who weren’t following along, Alina is a parking garage lawyer who has somehow worked her way into the upper echelons of the Trump in her circle. He made her the, well, he didn’t make her. That’s a key part of this. The Attorney general, Pam Bondy appointed her as an interim US attorney. That means she got to do that job for 120
Kathryn Rubino:
Days, right? Starts the clock, and then a panel of district judges have to either approve or not
Joe Patrice:
Sort of. So that starts 120 day clock for her to serve in that interim role, which is different than an acting role that comes up later. She serves in that interim role. Normally in the normal course of business, that person is usually nominated to get that job as a full-time and they get confirmed by the Senate before that 120 days is out and that ends it. This administration forgot to nominate her.
Kathryn Rubino:
Oh, they didn’t forget. They just cited not
Joe Patrice:
To. Well, they could have just never done it. They did do it, but so late in the process that there was no hope of her getting confirmed in time. Then the Senate also said they didn’t want to do that. This prompted the scenario where they leaned on, as Kathryn already highlighted, there’s a back door that if no one gets that job by 120 days, the district court judges there get to decide who gets that job. The administration leaned on them, please pick her. They chose not to and chose instead between some candidates, they chose a career prosecutor who happened to be the first assistant there.
Chris Williams:
Yeah. We now know that any governing body acting well within their rights is them playing politics when it’s not doing what Trump wanted them to do.
Joe Patrice:
Well, and that is kind of the thing. So the response immediately after they made that choice is they were blasted by Bondi and everyone else in the administration for being activist politics, playing judges. Then we won’t stand for it. We fired the first assistant. Now here’s the thing. The first assistant getting fired had no impact on this decision because the decision wasn’t that they elevated the first assistant. The first assistant was picked at random, well, not at random, but picked among candidates and just happened to be the first assistant. So firing them had no impact at all on whether or not they get the job at the end of the week.
So they screwed that part up. They also screwed up the part where they decided to blame the judges for the fact that they failed to get a nomination through the Senate on a body that as a reminder, they control. So at this point, they fired the first assistant who is not working for the rest of the week before they legally become the US attorney. The administration says, we’re going to make Haba the US attorney again, but the rule doesn’t allow them to make her the interim again and then the President can make them an acting US attorney. But there’s a rule that says you can’t do that if there is a pending nomination. So they argued that, well, fine, we withdraw her permanent nomination and make her kind of this permanent lawless acting position. But that doesn’t work because the statute doesn’t actually say you can’t be in that role if you have a nomination pending. It says you can’t be in that role if you have been nominated, which means that the fact that she had been nominated within the last 305 days should be the reason she can’t get that job. But instead what they did is they ignored that made her own assistant fulfilling the role of the person who they just fired. And then are now saying under that process, she’s going to elevate to be the acting attorney general when her own job disappears because she is her own deputy. Again, not legal under the
Chris Williams:
Statute. It’s so much bending. I feel like it’s like legal yoga. There’s just so much contorting.
Joe Patrice:
The problem here for me is that this isn’t even hard. They just needed to nominate her early and then tell the Senate to go forward with it. That would’ve been the whole thing.
Chris Williams:
There is one aside. Speaking of interesting stories, the one you penned, the title was Alina Haba to let the screen door hit her on the way out of Yes, of course. Before we found out the details, I read the excerpt for it and I was like, damn, that’s a bold move, Joe. I didn’t realize you were making a Bruce Springsteen reference. Oh yeah. It was like a honey tramps, like Alina Baby weren’t born to run. And I was like, wait, there’s no way. So now I looked it up and I was like, it’s a Bruce Springsteen
Joe Patrice:
Song. Well, I mean, we’re talking about New Jersey. Where else are we going to go with our references here?
Chris Williams:
Fair. Totally fair. Totally fair, brother. If you just happen to not know that specific Bruce Springsteen song from 50 years ago, it’s like, why is he calling her a tramp?
Joe Patrice:
Yes, why indeed. But yeah, no, even though it seemed like she was done, she has been sprung from her cage on Highway nine and is back in office.
Chris Williams:
I fully expected you to hit the applaud button on the sound machine.
Joe Patrice:
Oh yeah, I should. But anyway, so alright, well, I think that brings us to a natural stopping point. Thanks everybody for listening. You should subscribe to show if you haven’t already, so you get new episodes, you should be giving it likes and reviews and all that sort of stuff to help people find it. You should also check out Kathryn’s show, the Jabot. You can check out the Legal Tech Week journalist round table that I’m a guest on. You should be listening to other shows on the Legal Talk Network. You should read Above the Law, so you read these and other stories before we talk about ’em here. Be sure to follow on social [email protected] at Blue Sky. I’m Joe Patrice. She’s Kathryn one. Chris’s rights for rent. And yeah, engage with us there. That’s the easiest place. And with all that we’re done. Bye all peace.
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